What’s the Best Bottled Water?

On this special April Fools edition of Best with Babish, we're ranking 39 different bottled waters!

Here’s the ranking:

Bottled waters

• Crystal Geyser: 6

• Italian Spring Water: 7

• Origin: 4

• Zenwtr: 6

• Eternal: 6

• Smartwater: 5

• Acqua Panna: 4

• Poland Spring: 6

• Mountain Valley: 6

• Gatorade water: 6

• Icelandic Glacial: 6

• Infant spring water with fluoride: 5

• Waiakea: 6

• New York City tap water: 6

• Aquafina: 3

• Saratoga: 5

• Nestlé electrolyte water: 6

• pH 9.5+ alkaline water: 4

• Evian: 5

• Liquid Death: 4

• Unidentified water: 5

• Blue Triton ion-charged alkaline water (jug): 5

• Core: 5

• Arrowhead: 5

• Fiji: 6

• Alkaline88: 5

• BLK (black water): 2

• BLK drops added to water in glass: 2

• Smartwater alkaline 9.5+: 4

• Boxed Water: 4

• Deer Park: 0

• Samsung fridge filter water: 4

• Good & Gather (Target): 5

• Voss: 4

Pranks and extras

• Homemade “ocean water” (salt water): 0

• Vodka disguised as water: “42”

• Plain milk: 8

• Milk with BLK drops: 9

• Sugar water: 3